ZUM Products

Watch your step as we walk you step by step through, around, throughout, about, by and inside our long lines of all-natural products. We can direct your attention to our Zum Glow soy wax candles, Zum Body lotions, Zum Rub salves, Zum Kiss lip balms, Zum Clean laundry soap, Zum Mist aromatherapy sprays, and, of course, our sort of worldly famous Zum Bar natural soaps. Just pull that shower curtain back and we'll show you the natural side of our Zum Bars.

They may look small on your screen now, but benefits in hand are larger than they appear. Muchos gracias goes to pure essential oils, goats milk, glycerin, meadowfoam seed oil, shea butter, soy wax, certified organic botanical extracts and the finest juju.

TOP REASONS TO GO WITH ZUM FOR GIFTS:

* Make supervisors feel super. * Give a bipartisan answer to office politics. * Give congratulations and salutations. * Employee raises (make 'em feel like a million bucks). * Grease the corporate wheels with essential oils. * Show partners how they complete you. * Take the bored out of the board room.

TOP REASONS TO PASS UP THE PASSé:

* Cheese logs are cheesy. * Hams are half-baked. * Popcorn tins are tasteless. * Bomber jackets bomb. * Paperweights are light. * Freeze-dried steaks are cold. * Fruit cakes are overdone. * Cash is petty. * Candy sucks. * Plaques fall flat.